Dear Target, if your (albeit ridiculously cheap) jeans are going to bleed all over my favorite orange sweater, even after they’ve been washed once by themselves, for the love of all that is holy, please label them as such.
Dear Clinique lady, please don’t tell me that the foundation I’ve been buying for ten years may have been discontinued, especially after saying that you’ve never heard of it. This disturbs me greatly.
Dear hair, you’re getting long again and I’m thrilled about that, but I have no idea what to do with you any more. I’m consulting the Internets. They say apparently these things are a lifesaver. Dear Amazon…
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